Rat/mouse problem

Mark S.

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We live in a fairly rural community. The neighbors have a couple of outdoor cats that made friends with nearly everyone in the neighborhood. No one cares if they roam around, mainly because they are both really great mousers. We haven't had an issue with rodents since the cats arrived.

We used to have another great mouser: a Jack Russell Terrorist, er, Terrier. She was hands-down the best mouse hunter I've ever seen. She spent her first six months as part of a pack of Jack Russells living on a horse ranch. Every morning the owner let the pack out the front door of the house and they all headed straight for the barn where the spent the day hunting mice and rats. Ours learned to use her nose for hunting, and was an absolute terror for anything smaller than a rabbit.

We were furniture shopping one day and the wife was carrying the dog--she was the runt of the litter at about 10 lbs. As the salesperson was showing a selection of couches we heard a woman's "EEEEEEK" on the other side of the warehouse. The salesperson told us someone probably saw a mouse.

"You want to get rid of the mouse?" I asked him.

"How," he asked?

I pointed at the terrorist.

He said, "No way."

"Way."

"Let her get it if you think she can!"

So I carried her over, put her down near the scene of the crime, and said the magic words, "Get the mouse!"

She started off in a trot, nose to the ground, and her tail wagging 300 mph. She went around the end of a bed, caught the scent, and sped up to chase speed. She tore around a couch, went under an end table and coffee table, clearly hot on the trail. We followed her over where she was running from one end to the other of a nice bedroom dresser set against a side wall.

"The mouse is under that dresser," I told the salesperson.

"No way."

"Way. You pick up one end and I'll get the other."

We picked up the dresser and the dog shot under it like a lightning bolt. Next thing you know here she comes out from under it with a mouse tail hanging out of her mouth.

We got a nice discount on that couch...
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Toxoplasmosis, one more thing to get you. I guess Covid is no longer big news.
Centuries from now when mankind is no longer on this planet. Alien anthropologists will land here and study our fossilized remains. Reactivate old data chips. Really get into our business.
When they file their final report it will start with this headline:
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As we’ve seen on other worlds they fell prey to the Stupid Virus.
Still no intelligent life found anywhere. We are still alone.
 

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First off should a rat/mouse be able to get into the car? I feel like it’s a manufacturing defect that should be covered they are destroying my beautiful new Bronco what should I do??
Get a car cat. Same principle as a barn cat. Just make sure you leave it food, water, and a litter box.
 

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We had a 1997 Ford Ranger parked outside. 2WD so I did not drive it with snow on the ground. One spring I started it and it quickly died. It would not restart so I did the "spark, fuel, air" test. When I opened the air cleaner it was a well chewed mouse nest. By starting the engine it ingested nest materials of grass and air cleaner. I squirted gasoline in the carb, and it started, only to die again. Several repetitions got it to run and a quick run on the highway at high RPM's cleaned out the residue. No problems after replacing the air filter.
 

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slight nip to the air
primordial instincts say nest somewhere warm
surveillance reports activity
been tracking this individual for days
signs were all there
beer caps folded in half
partially eaten peanut butter sandwich
tracks circled back around
oddly enough looking vaguely familiar
anyways
the Fall season campaign has been activated
monitored closely
first prisoner of war released today

Chip
you have been spared
leniency has been granted
go now
tell the others what has occurred here today

Ford Bronco Sport Rat/mouse problem 1665094687200
 


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slight nip to the air
primordial instincts say nest somewhere warm
surveillance reports activity
been tracking this individual for days
signs were all there
beer caps folded in half
partially eaten peanut butter sandwich
tracks circled back around
oddly enough looking vaguely familiar
anyways
the Fall season campaign has been activated
monitored closely
first prisoner of war released today

Chip
you have been spared
leniency has been granted
go now
tell the others what has occurred here today

Ford Bronco Sport Rat/mouse problem 1665094687200
 

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field report
day 3
neighbors cat is failing duties
suspect double agent
obviously has struck a deal with the vermin horde
Ford Bronco Sport Rat/mouse problem day3.JPG
I try to teach them life skills after I catch them. Did I mention I suck as a swimming instructor?
 


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First off should a rat/mouse be able to get into the car? I feel like it’s a manufacturing defect that should be covered they are destroying my beautiful new Bronco what should I do??
Put a 'Mouse Free Zone' sign on your windshield.
 

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dismantling chips stronghold
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chips fortress will fall
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going to good use in Spark Plugs stable

Ford Bronco Sport Rat/mouse problem 1665348112055
 

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going to good use in Spark Plugs stable

Ford Bronco Sport Rat/mouse problem 1665348112055
Have no idea what that meant...but, if I did, I would definitely agree.?
 

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