Long weekend: start the bad Dad Jokes — as my kids say

[Tigger]

Dear Ford forum: the Like and Laughing buttons need to be expanded because we seriously need a Groan button with this many bad jokes ?

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[13MikeH]

Dear Ford forum: the Like and Laughing buttons need to be expanded because we seriously need a Groan button with this many bad jokes ?

 

[MJE]

 

[Carolo]

Please tell me that this madness will end on Tuesday!

 

[CallMeBill]

Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
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you can unscrew a light bulb!

Courtesy of Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven

 

[MJE]

Ok just because this came up on my FB feed yall have to get it here too…

 

[thekingprawn]

 

[Major Kong]

well as long as it's still the long weekend
and there's still dads out there

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."

 

[thekingprawn]

 

[Major Kong]

 

[Tigger]

Please tell me that this madness will end on Tuesday!

Since I read this as a plea for this to continue…….

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

 

[Phil0110]

Ok just because this came up on my FB feed yall have to get it here too…

Hahahah it's me, I show my son

 

[Major Kong]

Dads Day Weekend
might as well get an early start

Hey Kids


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


He worked it out with a pencil


eeeeeeeeeew Dad

 

[MJE]

Dads Day Weekend
might as well get an early start

Hey Kids


Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


He worked it out with a pencil


eeeeeeeeeew Dad

Great thought to bring this one back around again for the weekend!

 

[thekingprawn]

A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred.
But I think he might be Wong.

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