Long weekend: start the bad Dad Jokes — as my kids say

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Dear Ford forum: the Like and Laughing buttons need to be expanded because we seriously need a Groan button with this many bad jokes 😏
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Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
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you can unscrew a light bulb!

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well as long as it's still the long weekend
and there's still dads out there

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses."
 


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Please tell me that this madness will end on Tuesday!
Since I read this as a plea for this to continue…….

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
 

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A Chinese man wakes up on the beach with no memory. He says he thinks his name is Fred.
But I think he might be Wong.
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