Long weekend: start the bad Dad Jokes — as my kids say

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I recently found out that my son got a tattoo of diamonds, spades, clubs, and hearts on his arm. I guess I'll have to deal with him later.
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I recently found out that my son got a tattoo of diamonds, spades, clubs, and hearts on his arm. I guess I'll have to deal with him later.
 

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Knock Knock,
Who’s There?
Cantelope
Cantelope who?
Cantelope tonight, dad’s got the car!
 

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This ones for you, Major!

Pilot and co-pilot enter the aircraft, both using dark glasses and white canes. The passengers get nervous.
But the plane starts down the runway, and everyone relaxes.
However the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway and the river beyond!
The passengers begin screaming!
But, the plane lifts of smoothly.
The co-pilot leans over to the pilot and says;
You know, someday they're not going to start screaming soon enough!
 


 




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