Long weekend: start the bad Dad Jokes — as my kids say

[thekingprawn]

Oh no...generation gap identified

I thought it appropriate with the new movie out.

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[13MikeH]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along

Subtle bronco humor....What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants

 

[13MikeH]

I thought it appropriate with the new movie out.

I got it...without Google. Let the boomer/genX labels begin??

 

[Carolo]

Oh no...generation gap identified

Calling this a generation gap is like calling the Grand Canyon a scratch!

 

[MJE]

Calling this a generation gap is like calling the Grand Canyon a scratch!

I’ll wear my GenX label with pride, but then I remember I am getting old now too…

 

[Carolo]

I’ll wear my GenX label with pride, but then I remember I am getting old now too…

What are those things?

 

[thekingprawn]

What are those things?

4/6 of them were Christmas presents for me growing up.

 

[SWUKU]

Autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo

 

[13MikeH]

Is it wrong if my Atari and Nintendo still work..and I occasionally bring them out at Christmas for nostalgia and to teach the Instagram generation about classic fun?

 

[maximumwang]

Speaking of Christmas,

Why is Santa Claus' sack so large?






He only comes once a year.

 

[Mark S.]

You know, someday they're not going to start screaming soon enough!

My grandfather was a pilot, and I want to die like him, peacefully in my sleep, not shrieking in terror like his passengers.

 

[Mark S.]

Speaking of Christmas,

Why is Santa Claus' sack so large?






He only comes once a year.

Ooof. This could only come (heh) from someone with "wang" in their name.

 

[Mark S.]

I’ll wear my GenX label with pride, but then I remember I am getting old now too…

 

[13MikeH]

When they were younger my kids called those "square DVDs..." Bless their rotten little hearts.

 

[MJE]

4/6 of them were Christmas presents for me growing up.

You & me both! I definitely had a Merlin, still have the Atari & NES.

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