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Ok seeing some of the other more serious threads about what to pick for license plates for the BS got me to thinking about some of the incredibly humorous ones I’ve encountered, at least online. Surprisingly as NSFW as many are, they somehow made it past the DMV…

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I saw a plate on a 72 or 73 Bronco “NOJEEP”

I saw it at the lake with boat trailer. I’m certain I’ll see it again and get a pic
 
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20 years ago the wife of a fellow member of an automotive message board won a Sorento on The Price is Right and asked us for vanity plate ideas for it. I suggested
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and in the end was the one they picked.
Oh wow that’s just an awesome suggestion, perfect for the situation for sure!
 


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Worked at a tire shop and the best plate I saw literally said vntyplt (vanity plate XD)

it may not have been that exact spelling
 
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Ah I finally found the pic I‘d been looking for! The ultimate H2 plate. I’d seen one of these in Alberta as well, but never got a pic as it was in the days before smart camera phones. Thankfully there’s probably an H2 in every state with this & the internet didn’t disappoint.

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These were creative 😎

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Now those are epic! I had to look up Vlad the Impaler, apparently somebody stayed awake that day in history class & it wasn’t me! The mustang, I’m surprised that passed the DMV, I bet it wouldn’t here. But then if Texas doesn’t require front plates it could be a replica too.
 


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Now those are epic! I had to look up Vlad the Impaler, apparently somebody stayed awake that day in history class & it wasn’t me! The mustang, I’m surprised that passed the DMV, I bet it wouldn’t here. But then if Texas doesn’t require front plates it could be a replica too.
Lol I was drawn to that phase of history and the whole Dracula backstory. Vlad was RUTHLESS. Impaler was due to taking his captives and shaving pine trees to a point surrounding his castle...they would smash them into the points to dangle from the skulls as a warning to anyone thinking invasion was a good idea. He is rumored to have consumed the blood of his rivals to absorb their power... unfortunately it included syphilis and other undesirable complications....he was...nuts. yeah I taught history for a while too 😎
 
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Lol I was drawn to that phase of history and the whole Dracula backstory. Vlad was RUTHLESS. Impaler was due to taking his captives and shaving pine trees to a point surrounding his castle...they would smash them into the points to dangle from the skulls as a warning to anyone thinking invasion was a good idea. He is rumored to have consumed the blood of his rivals to absorb their power... unfortunately it included syphilis and other undesirable complications....he was...nuts. yeah I taught history for a while too 😎
I definitely didn’t know the Dracula connection before tonight. Thanks for the history lesson!

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I definitely didn’t know the Dracula connection before tonight. Thanks for the history lesson!

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oh yeah....I'll spare you the rest, the medevil history was always my favorite...we think things are messed up now, whew...crazy train was pulling full cars back in the day.
 
 




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