THE BIRDS HATE BRONCOS BE WARNED!!!

JPOffroad

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YUP!! The birds clearly do not approve of the new Bronco and their going all out on targeted assaults.. and my truck was their first victim....🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Edit: You can't see it but they SHIT bombed inbetween the hood and the windshield like down INSIDE toward the engine... HOW IS THAT EVEN $%$*$&%*ing possible?????????

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...but it's ok. I think hunting season began early today!😎🍴🍽
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RLader

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YUP!! The birds clearly do not approve of the new Bronco and their going all out on targeted assaults.. and my truck was their first victim....🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Edit: You can't see it but they SHIT bombed inbetween the hood and the windshield like down INSIDE toward the engine... HOW IS THAT EVEN $%$*$&%*ing possible?????????

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...but it's ok. I think hunting season began early today!😎🍴🍽
Same problem but not as bad as yours. Could it be the Alto Blue? My Black F150 didn't get it anywhere near as bad.
 
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JPOffroad

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Same problem but not as bad as yours. Could it be the Alto Blue? My Black F150 didn't get it anywhere near as bad.
LOL are you kidding, there was a Jeep parked right next to mine and they clearly didnt touch it, i checked.... no they shit bombed the bronco... I think Jeep is secretly sending the birds out in retaliation.
 

johnardsg

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mine got bombed right after carwash, crazy crows :angry:
 
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Tell me about it, between the bird dung and cicadas in Ohio; my windshield is a friggin massacre at the end of the work week!
 

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Did you park under a light?

I went on a few-day business trip in the 1990s. Left my car at work and decided to park under a light in the parking lot for safety even though we had security. Bad idea. :)
 

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At least we don't have fruit bats like Australia. Had a business trip there 20 years ago. Saw fruit bats hanging in Sydney. Colleague said that full paint jobs are not uncommon.
 

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I drive a Kodiak Brown, almost as hard to keep clean as black. I washed it yesterday, rained mud last night, ugh! Of course last week a bird took a dump on the front bumper.
 

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I have an Area 51 and they got me too. One of them left a mark in the paint. I wasn’t out of the truck more than 20 minutes when it happened.
 
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