Sorry that's a really shitty joke I'm hear all night, tip your waitressI just swallowed a stack of Scrabble tiles by accident. My next poop could spell disaster.
Lmao, that is insane!...so two guys wander into a field and come across the deepest hole they've ever witnessed. They ask each other, how deep do you think it is? One guy happens to see an anvil so they both work it closer to the hole and toss it in. The hole is so deep they never hear it hit the bottom.
Suddenly they hear hooves pattering on the ground and a goat comes charging at them, they jump out of the way just as the goat goes straight into the hole, just falling endlessly.
Ten minutes later a farmer comes along hollering for his goat and asking the men if they've seen the goat. They answer with some surprise, well yeah, it just jumped into that deep hole. The farmer responds, no that's impossible he couldn't go anywhere I chained him to my anvil!