Long weekend: start the bad Dad Jokes — as my kids say

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Ok I knew I saved this one off our community chat the other day for a good reason.

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Dangit. I was just coming to post that one.
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I got a new GPS system for my Bronco! It's special for old people! It shows you how to get to where you want to go.........................And then it tells you why you wanted to go there in the first place!
I'm more senior than my adult kids, and probably older than lots of folks here on this forum...but I can definitely relate to this. 🤣
 


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I’ll wear my GenX label with pride, but then I remember I am getting old now too…
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I didn't play with these when I was growing up, but I did buy some of these for my children!
 

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I got a new GPS system for my Bronco! It's special for old people! It shows you how to get to where you want to go.........................And then it tells you why you wanted to go there in the first place!
I don’t need GPS, my ex-wife will tell me where to go anytime I ask.
 

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An elderly couple with the woman driving gets pulled over. The officer walks up and asks the woman for her license and registration.

The woman turns to her husband and says, "What'd he say?"

"HE SAYS HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE AND REGISTRATION!"

"Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma'am?" asks the officer.

She responds, "What'd he say?"

"HE'S ASKING IF YOU KNOW WHY HE PULLED YOU OVER!"

"Ma'am, if your hearing is this bad maybe you shouldn't be driving."

"What'd he say?"

"HE SAYS YOU SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING!"

At this point, the cop is a bit annoyed, and says, "Ma'am, where are you from?"

"What'd he say?"

"HE WANT'S TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE FROM!"

She says, "Oh, we're from Portsmouth."

The cop says, "The worst sex I ever had was with a woman from Portsmouth."

"What did he say?"

"HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!"
 

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This is reaching back a ways...and to the side.
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